Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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