i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
