Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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