i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
