The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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