Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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