It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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