Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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