Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
And then he peed in my hair
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