Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?