He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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