I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.