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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  (917) i just came from walking.

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  haha you just came from walking?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She puked her nose ring out of her face.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant

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• (209): View more from California

  So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.

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  Fair enough.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.

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