I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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