You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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