isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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