If i come over, it means nothing
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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