So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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