the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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