Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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