he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Pooping to opera.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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