I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
