Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You can't just leave with hair like that
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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