So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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