Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
honey bunches of taint.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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