Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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