My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just blew my weed a kiss
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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