I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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