I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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