I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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