he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
