wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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