love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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