I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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