just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
