Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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