mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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