So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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