real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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