we have pet lesbian snakes
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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