Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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