Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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