party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
People in love make me want to vomit
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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