i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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