I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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