I need help removing her.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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