I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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