Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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