So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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