This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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