he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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