ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
