Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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