But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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