I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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