dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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