All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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